Sink Your Teeth Into Some True Blood(y) Stuff

Are you feeling thirsty? Or perhaps suffering from a truly insatiable hunger? Fear not, mere mortal. Or at least, fear less: Fab has partnered with HBO to feed you right with True Blood-related treats. We’ve all got our favorite characters (Fab staffers live for Lafayette…and would die for Eric), and this sale has something to satisfy everyone. So channel your spirit vampire/faerie/shifter/werewolf (vampfaeshiftwolf?) and stock your candlelit home with this collection of goods honoring Bon Temps’ finest.

If you’re a Lafayette: What’s up, hookah? You sure do need a vacation. Can we come?! After all that heavy medium work, make sure to pack light—grab that Fangtasia tote Tara left at your house and cut the sleeves off your old Merlotte’s sweatshirt (you can use ‘em to make a cute headwrap). You’ll come back relaxed and refreshed, ready to get back to making the best damn grub in Bon Temps. Wait—did you write this True Blood cookbook?

If you’re a Sookie: Oh, Sookie. Bill has broken your heart (again!), your epic affair with Eric is a distant memory, and your faerie powers are dwindling…what’s a Southern belle to do? Girl, go sit down somewhere and paint your nails. This sweet polish set from Deborah Lippmann is just what you need to keep you from going out and looking for trouble like you usually do. While your nails dry, catch up on some reading: A Touch of Dead, by Charlaine Harris, should have all the answers you’re looking for.

If you’re a Bill: Then you’re a traitor. And a liar. What the hell’s gotten into you?! We’re praying a revenge so fierce will rain down upon you that even Lilith won’t be able to save you. Neither will this True Blood umbrella…but you should be prepared for anything.

If you’re an Eric: OH HEY ERIC. Did you find the house okay? Mmmm, come in, come in. Let me take your clothes off coat. Oh, you brought me a present! I love you presents! My own fangs?! This should be fun.

If you’re a Pam: I wish I could be Pam. I wish I could be friends with Pam. Don’t you? We could all go out for cocktails and simply stare lesser beings to death over cold, dry martinis—or chilled Tru Blood, obviously. Served in these Fangtasia martini glasses. Pam would never be caught drinking from a bottle.

If you’re a Tara: Tara, on the other hand, would never be caught drinking from a martini glass. She downs pints quicker than most of the men in Bon Temps (probably because she’s so pissed about the arc of her storyline). Toast to Tara finally (hopefully!) seeing some happiness with Pam and these Fangtasia beer pint glasses.

If you’re a Sam: You’ve got the biggest heart of all, Sam. Now that you’ve found true shifter love with Luna, go get her daughter Emma back…and then LEAVE ALL OF THE CRAZY BEHIND. Go back home and try to live a normal life. You’ve still got Merlotte’s, after all: Go pour some pitchers, serve up some cold ones, and hang out with Terry and Andy. Trouble will walk through the door again eventually—it always does—so enjoy some peace while you can.

If you’re a Jessica: First Hoyt, then Jason—who’ll be your next victim? Men find it impossible to resist you. Maybe it’s your perfume: You strike us as a Forsaken girl. It boasts a mix of dark and light that sounds just about right. Here at the office, we’re rooting for you to win Jason back, so double down with this perfume and body cream set.

If you’re a Jason: You sure have been through a lot, Jason Stackhouse. Excuse me: Officer Stackhouse! An addiction to V, the loss of your true hippie love, that crazy warepanther (who lived in what we’re betting was a meth lab—her name was Crystal, after all), Maryanne the maenad, the Fellowship of The Sun…damn, that list sure is long. You also killed Eggs and betrayed your BFF Hoyt, and now you’re trying to fight the feelings you have for Jessica—plus avenge your faerie parents’ murder. What you need is to go for a nice long run and think back on those good ol’ quarterbacking days. Slip on this Bon Temps Football Sweatshirt and go back to a simpler time. You’re better off sticking to simple.
Thirsty for more? Our True Blood sale is here. And remember:

—Mariel Cruz